Lutheran Satire Donall "I'm Gonna Stop You Right There, Patrick" Tee

[Donall:] Before you start going on about another heresy condemned by the Early Church Fathers, I'm gonna ask you to take a look at this shirt, Patrick. [Conall:] Yeah, Patrick, this shirt looks like mainstream merchandise had a fistfight with Lutheran Satire. [D:] I mean, really, Patrick, who would wear such a thing? [C:] Oh Patrick, it looks soft enough you could give it to your pet alpaca for Christmas. [D:] . . .

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for longer-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look
- High-quality sleeve and neck-label printing (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP certifications)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean